Am I Weird… or Just Vibing Higher?
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So, the other day I was sitting in my car, holding a Selenite wand and blasting 528 Hz frequencies, when a guy in the next lane gave me that look.
You know the one.
The “is she okay?” look.
And I had to pause and ask myself:
Wait… am I weird?
Or am I just too aligned for this timeline?
🎯 Exhibit A: Things I Do That Might Be “Weird”
I talk to my crystals like they’re coworkers.
I once saged my Wi-Fi router because the connection “felt off.”
I pick moon phases over meeting times.
I carry three different protection stones in my bra — each with a job title.
I go around the room with my tuning fork, clearing vibes like it’s an energetic leaf blower.”
If that’s weird… then hand me the cosmic crown, babe. 👑
🌀 Exhibit B: What They Don’t Get
People who think you’re “too much” are usually just vibing on a different frequency — like trying to stream 5D energy through 3D dial-up.
They don’t get why you smudge your workspace.
They don’t get why you whisper affirmations to your coffee.
They don’t get why you keep rearranging your crystals during Mercury retrograde “for optimal flow.”
And that’s okay. Not everyone’s meant to tune in to the same cosmic playlist.
💎 Exhibit C: Universal Harmony (and a Dash of Sass)
Here’s the truth, starbeam: being “weird” just means you’re awake in a world still hitting snooze.
You’re not too sensitive — you’re receptive.
You’re not overthinking — you’re energetically discerning.
You’re not talking to yourself — you’re in divine consultation.
If they roll their eyes? Let them.
While they’re buffering, you’re broadcasting.
🪐 Exhibit D: The Cosmic Reminder
The universe didn’t spin stars, mold moons, and handcraft your weird little soul just so you could blend in.
So light the incense.
Charge the crystals.
Laugh at the chaos.
And remember: “normal” is just a setting on a dryer — not a lifestyle.
🌀 Slightly weird, cosmically wired, and vibing unapologetically,
Kimbo xoxo
Chief Frequency Analyst & Occasional Cosmic Weirdo
Cosmic Moon Crystals “Where natural energy meets your highest intentions — and the frequency is always fabulous.”