The Blogside of the Moon
Am I Weird… or Just Vibing Higher?
I didn’t just vibe higher — I saged my Wi-Fi, blasted 528 Hz in traffic, and assigned job titles to the crystals in my bra. Let’s talk alignment, frequency upgrades,...
Am I Weird… or Just Vibing Higher?
I didn’t just vibe higher — I saged my Wi-Fi, blasted 528 Hz in traffic, and assigned job titles to the crystals in my bra. Let’s talk alignment, frequency upgrades,...
A Valentine’s Day Announcement from the Heart C...
Your relationship status is not a divine audit of your value. You were not created to be “pending approval.” Rose Quartz reminds us that love isn’t about performance — it’s...
A Valentine’s Day Announcement from the Heart C...
Your relationship status is not a divine audit of your value. You were not created to be “pending approval.” Rose Quartz reminds us that love isn’t about performance — it’s...
How I Survived Friday Without Saging My Coworkers
It’s Friday, Venus is in charge, and my coworkers tested my aura all week. From “just circling back” emails to 4:59 chaos, crystals like Tourmaline and Selenite became my office...
How I Survived Friday Without Saging My Coworkers
It’s Friday, Venus is in charge, and my coworkers tested my aura all week. From “just circling back” emails to 4:59 chaos, crystals like Tourmaline and Selenite became my office...
💘 Love, Lies & the Aura Investigator’s Handbook
The vibe shifted, the texts got short, and suddenly I became an Aura Investigator. Pendulum spinning, crystals judging, and intuition working overtime. A cheeky look at when psychic insight turns...
💘 Love, Lies & the Aura Investigator’s Handbook
The vibe shifted, the texts got short, and suddenly I became an Aura Investigator. Pendulum spinning, crystals judging, and intuition working overtime. A cheeky look at when psychic insight turns...
I Tried to Sage My Uber and Now My Rating Is 3.6
I tried to sage my Uber to cleanse leftover breakup vibes and Taco Bell energy… and my rating dropped to 3.6. Worth it. A hilarious ride-share tale of crystals, aura...
I Tried to Sage My Uber and Now My Rating Is 3.6
I tried to sage my Uber to cleanse leftover breakup vibes and Taco Bell energy… and my rating dropped to 3.6. Worth it. A hilarious ride-share tale of crystals, aura...
Sound Bath or Just Me Hitting a Fork Over My He...
I didn’t just sound-heal — I resonated publicly, alarmed shoppers, and blessed aisle seven with frequency work. Let’s talk tuning forks, public woo, and confidently vibrating under fluorescent lighting.
Sound Bath or Just Me Hitting a Fork Over My He...
I didn’t just sound-heal — I resonated publicly, alarmed shoppers, and blessed aisle seven with frequency work. Let’s talk tuning forks, public woo, and confidently vibrating under fluorescent lighting.