The Blogside of the Moon
I Asked the Universe for a Sign and All I Got W...
I asked the universe for a sign about a big decision. What I got instead was deodorant on my toothbrush labeled “Sure.” Crystals were consulted. Cats were useless. A hilarious...
I Asked the Universe for a Sign and All I Got W...
I asked the universe for a sign about a big decision. What I got instead was deodorant on my toothbrush labeled “Sure.” Crystals were consulted. Cats were useless. A hilarious...
My Crystals Got Rearranged by Aliens (or Maybe ...
I woke up to my crystals mysteriously rearranged — Fluorite in the fridge, Selenite under the couch, Amethyst facing the wrong damn direction. Aliens? My cat? Mercury acting feral? A...
My Crystals Got Rearranged by Aliens (or Maybe ...
I woke up to my crystals mysteriously rearranged — Fluorite in the fridge, Selenite under the couch, Amethyst facing the wrong damn direction. Aliens? My cat? Mercury acting feral? A...
Confessions of a Crystal Hoarder: Came for 1 Le...
It started with “just one crystal.” It ended $187 deep in sparkles, discovering a mushroom-shaped stone I absolutely needed. A hilarious confession of crystal hoarding, emotional justification, and why self-control...
Confessions of a Crystal Hoarder: Came for 1 Le...
It started with “just one crystal.” It ended $187 deep in sparkles, discovering a mushroom-shaped stone I absolutely needed. A hilarious confession of crystal hoarding, emotional justification, and why self-control...
I Took My Crystals to Therapy: Now They’re Judg...
I took my crystals to therapy for emotional support. Now they’re asking hard questions, setting boundaries, and judging my life choices. Let’s talk energy healing, self-awareness, and why your crystals...
I Took My Crystals to Therapy: Now They’re Judg...
I took my crystals to therapy for emotional support. Now they’re asking hard questions, setting boundaries, and judging my life choices. Let’s talk energy healing, self-awareness, and why your crystals...
When Mercury Is Retrograve: Tales from the Crys...
“Mercury Retrograde chaos is real. From miscommunication and tech fails to emotional spirals, this cheeky guide explores how crystals can help you survive retrograde energy and protect your vibe when...
When Mercury Is Retrograve: Tales from the Crys...
“Mercury Retrograde chaos is real. From miscommunication and tech fails to emotional spirals, this cheeky guide explores how crystals can help you survive retrograde energy and protect your vibe when...