The Blogside of the Moon
I Taped Crystals to My Roomba
I taped crystals to my Roomba and accidentally created a rolling energetic cleansing system. Now my floors are clean, my vibes are lighter, and my vacuum might be sentient. A...
I Taped Crystals to My Roomba
I taped crystals to my Roomba and accidentally created a rolling energetic cleansing system. Now my floors are clean, my vibes are lighter, and my vacuum might be sentient. A...
Is It a Ghost or Just My Overactive Third Eye? ...
It wasn’t just a flicker — it was shadows, side-eyeing cats, and immediate incense deployment. Let’s talk spiritual paranoia, energetic hygiene, and cleansing first instead of asking questions later.
Is It a Ghost or Just My Overactive Third Eye? ...
It wasn’t just a flicker — it was shadows, side-eyeing cats, and immediate incense deployment. Let’s talk spiritual paranoia, energetic hygiene, and cleansing first instead of asking questions later.
I Manifested During the Buck Moon and Accidenta...
I didn’t just manifest confidence — I summoned deer, raccoons, possums, and neighborhood judgment. Let’s talk Buck Moon energy, over-manifesting, and why the universe takes instructions very literally.
I Manifested During the Buck Moon and Accidenta...
I didn’t just manifest confidence — I summoned deer, raccoons, possums, and neighborhood judgment. Let’s talk Buck Moon energy, over-manifesting, and why the universe takes instructions very literally.
Yes, I Brought Crystals to Bingo. No, I'm Not S...
I didn’t just bring crystals to bingo — I triggered stares, won rounds, and raised the frequency of folding chairs everywhere. Let’s talk public woo, unbothered magic, and letting them...
Yes, I Brought Crystals to Bingo. No, I'm Not S...
I didn’t just bring crystals to bingo — I triggered stares, won rounds, and raised the frequency of folding chairs everywhere. Let’s talk public woo, unbothered magic, and letting them...
Too Intuitive to Eat or Too Neurotic to Function
It wasn’t just the fries — it was the energy of the person who touched them. Let’s talk takeout paranoia, crystal cleansing rituals, and spiritually selective eating in a chaotic...
Too Intuitive to Eat or Too Neurotic to Function
It wasn’t just the fries — it was the energy of the person who touched them. Let’s talk takeout paranoia, crystal cleansing rituals, and spiritually selective eating in a chaotic...
I Brought Crystals to Work and HR thinks I'm a ...
I didn’t just bring crystals to work — I alarmed HR, confused my coworkers, and accidentally became the office witch. Let’s talk workplace woo, crystal boundaries, and why energetic hygiene...
I Brought Crystals to Work and HR thinks I'm a ...
I didn’t just bring crystals to work — I alarmed HR, confused my coworkers, and accidentally became the office witch. Let’s talk workplace woo, crystal boundaries, and why energetic hygiene...